Beaten: Homefront (360)

 What, you think having the Commodore VIC 20 back and finally  having Steam on my PC would keep me from gaming on the XBox 360? Every era of gaming has a backlog for me, and the Xbox 360/PS3 era is one of the most bountiful backlogs there is. There are all kinds of videogames from that time that were fairly big budget, not all that original, but still fun to play.

When Homefront came out in 2011, the reviews were pretty average, and the only gimmick it seemed to have was thematic - the story takes place in a version of the USA that has fallen to and been occupied by Korean troops. It's an alternate history thing that when it came out seemed more of a stretch than it does now. For players it presents a gritty, well made first person shooter that wastes little time with characters and chit chat and gets right into the action.

Which is exactly what I was in the mood for, with or without the backdrop of American corpses being dumped into mass graves. The action is continuously intense as the player battles alongside some generic npc resistance fighters, and there are a few surprises. Remote-controlling an agile, unmanned vehicle was fun during the couple of times it showed up.

The helicopter level toward the end of the game was also highly enjoyable, leading into an intense final battle at the Golden Gate bridge. Remember that Homefront is a short game, though, so I’ll make this a short write-up. 

Homefront was what it was at release all those years ago and it is what it is today in 2025 - a quick, brutal first person campaign worth one’s time as long as those were the expectations one brings. 

Beaten: FreshWomen Season 1 and 2 (PC/Steam)

Warning: This article discusses an adult visual novel which has scenes of intense hot sex between consenting fictional characters. Stop reading now if you’re uptight about that stuff.

I decided to take a look around Steam's massive store of offerings for something different and I came across something very different- a whole adult section filled with mostly Anime-style games with some lewdness to them, but also with what is called AVNs - Adult Visual Novels. These lean more toward storytelling rather than actual gaming, but they can have choices in them for the player that alters the end, so I will count them as videogame campaigns that can be beaten when they have that. I’m new to this genre for the most part, unless you count all of those Ace Attorney games I’ve played. 

I choose one called FreshWomen, which is up to two "seasons" so far, with each season containing five chapters. You play as the male main character, who has moved to town for college, but also to unwrap the mystery of the father who disappeared on you as a child. The story is told through a series of still screens, with gorgeous graphics, and the player clicks the mouse or joystick button to progress. When the action gets hot and heavy, there may be animated scenes as well.

The player meets all sorts of women as they advance the story, as the town seems to be full of very large breasted gals who dress sexy as hell at all times, along with a few normal-proportional ones. While they are not throwing themselves at the player, there seems to be no way to avoid some couplings. That’s fine, and I may test that out sometime and try for a "nice guy" playthrough.

The player is almost comically well-endowed, but hey I’ve seen things. While one might think his entourage of would-be lovers would be college students like the player, many of them are older, some of them are strippers from the nearby club, and others are just random babes.

They all have their own histories, life situations, ongoing plotlines, interests, and their own kinks. It definitely helps make the game more than about hot sex scenes. Plus, sex is always better when your partner has some emotional depth.

As for the gaming choices, they are sporadic in terms of branching gameplay, but more frequently appear during sex scenes in the form of positions and, uh, finishing targets, if you know what I mean. There are a few small “free roam” segments where the player chooses between mall stores or searches several rooms for clues or items.

There were a few of the ladies for which one chooses how much they want to emotionally invest in them, and I suspect that choice might be a more critical branching point than most, but I did not test it. The cute purple-haired girl seen in most of the game’s promotional stuff is Julia, and I had no problem with the game guiding me toward her.

Chloe is the other normal-proportioned college girl who is instantly captivating as well, as a character and a potential friend with benefits. If these two, or the dancer Alyssa, are meant to be more special to the player than the rest of the ladies, it sure makes the player go through a lot of hot action with the other characters before they couple. How am I supposed to feel like I'm being special to someone when in the last 24 hours I had been with a married woman and a hot co-worker? 

The characters and their storylines start coming together at the end of Season 1, with the final "boss battle" being your first time going all the way with Julia. It's handled tastefully before all hell breaks loose at the end of the first season after an epic finale.

I was going to take some time off before playing the recently-released second season, but I clicked on a trailer for it that had a quick scene I knew had to be the Season Two "boss battle", and yeah, boy was I was right. I won't spoil that here, but sure enough, after that the second season ends with a hell of a cliffhanger - just as the first did. My saves from the first season carried over seamlessly into the second, which was good.

I doubt I'll play too many of these going forward, but FreshWomen Season One and Two were good dirty fun, and showed more emotional depth in the characters than I had anticipated. There's a sort of a soap opera feel to it all so you know I've already "wishlisted" Season 3. 

The First Three Games I Reacquired for the VIC 20

I may have mentioned these three in my previous VIC 20 blog entry, but I want to elaborate on them some more. I plan to write about each VIC 20 game I get, either by itself if it is needed, or in batches of two or three like this.

Adventureland (Commodore/Adventure International)

Scott Adams and his company Adventure International pioneered the text adventure on early home computers, and Commodore was smart enough to give him a call when they launched the VIC 20. His first five out of dozens of games were ported to VIC 20 cartridges, and Adventureland was the first among those. It was also my first text adventure once I got the VIC, as well as the first computer game where I beat the campaign, mapping out the world and detailing the game's solution as I did.

It plays like the original Colossal Cave, where the player must collect a certain number of treasures. Various puzzles must be solved to get them, of course, but as always with text adventures it often comes down to a matter of the player figuring out what word to use for an action. Somehow, 16 year old me made it through and detailed all of it. I hope to create a "Maps" section on this blog someday and scan that puppy into it and share it with the world.

Mission Impossible Adventure (Commodore/Adventure International)

There were five Adventure International text adventures ported to the VIC 20, and this obtuse one is the only one I did not beat - yet. I picked it up later in my collecting days and barely played it and had only mapped out a bit. This is literally my oldest "unfinished business" game, and it's a head scratcher.

So far, I've figured out how to get to two new rooms beyond my previous attempts but remain stuck until I get off of my ass and sit down and really get into it. Honestly, text adventures can be dry and require meticulous attention to detail as well as shitloads of trial and error, and I get distracted easily by other shiny games.

Crush, Crumble, & Chomp (Epyx)

This title was my Game of the Year in 1983, acquired by sheer luck just after Christmas at a holiday-decimated-and-probably-closing Swallen's store in Mansfield, Ohio. It was the last copy in a disorganized glass display case with some other gaming stuff, and it took me fifteen minutes to find an employee to retrieve it. I love this game enough to have reacquired it just to display the box.

The game itself is an early example of a real time strategy game of sorts, with events in the game happening whether the player moves or not. It also requires the 16K memory expander cartridge and loads up from a cassette. Thus, this was the game I used to test my reacquired cassette drive for the VIC 20. It passed with flying colors. The load times are of course very, very long using this method but the game is worth the wait.

Talk about variety - six monster types, four city maps to play on, and five variations, which were just variations of the goals the player had. Players move, stomp, grab people for food, breathe fire, and so forth while the humans run in terror. Except the ones that don't run in terror, they shoot back. It starts with police cars but quickly works its way up to helicopters and tanks.

A monster's life is not easy, though, and hunger is a constant threat as well. Starve your monster and they just go berzerk, meaning the player loses control until the beast is killed or actually eats enough in berzerk mode to regain its composure. It's fun to watch but it usually means the game is over. Game over, by the way, means reloading the whole thing again and waiting again. 

But it's worth it. Later in the 1980s the game's publisher, Epyx, released The Movie Monster Game for the Commodore 64, a much more polished version of the concept. Still, Crush, Crumble, & Chomp remains a masterpiece of a game that was decidedly different than anything else out at the time.

 

Beaten: Lunacid (PC/Steam)

Like many gamers, I spent a lot of the 2010s in From Software's now legendary Souls games, after beating Demon's Souls in late 2009 and continuing on with Dark Souls, Dark Souls 2, Bloodbourne, and Dark Souls 3 at the end of the decade. Unlike most of those gamers, I had already known that From was a unique and amazing studio, thanks to their King's Field games in the late 1990s and very early 2000s. Every bit as dark and brooding as the Souls games, the Field games had the seeds of everything folks loved about the Souls games - including the lack of hand-holding and overall difficulty.

While I was elated when From Software finally got the success and recognition they deserved among gamers who played the Souls games, I was kind of hoping for them to do something nostalgic with their King's Field games, but no such luck, as no remake, remaster, or collection has yet emerged. Fortunately, I wasn't the only one fondly remembering those games, as the makers of Lunacid have created an original King's Field style of game for PC that captures all of the wonder and mystery of those old titles.

Lunacid is both a love letter to the King's Field series and a whole new game of its own. It's a first person adventure with stats, currency, loot, and character development, tons of exploration and re-exploration, and lots of that crazy Japanese-style weirdness seen in From Software games. The graphics as well reflect that era, being boxy and clunky at times while still detailed and immersive. 

The music is moody and plays well with the environments. There are multiple large areas to explore, lots of enemies to face, and tons of secrets behind hidden walls to find. Some character and monster designs are original, but some like the Venus Flytrap are almost exactly like they were in King’s Field. 

Combat is also similar to the game’s inspirational roots, where you have to make sure you are close enough to hit by walking into your swing a bit. It’s easy to get used to, and the good news is that Lunacid runs on modern hardware so having to take lag into account as you swing your sword a la King’s Field is no longer an issue. 

There are so many unique weapons in this game and they just keep coming, but you can only have two equipped at a time. With no weight limit you carry them all from the moment you get them, so no time is wasted juggling that stuff at a storage chest, just inside your character inventory. Some weapons have elemental properties and a few can be upgraded a bit at the small settlement the player frequents. 

Magic is done via wearable rings, another shout out to From Software as they love love love them some rings so much they made entire games called "Eternal Ring" and "Elden Ring". Like weapons, the player can have two equipped at a time, in spite of presumably having ten fingers.  I created a fighter character at the start of the game, but the rings are so essential and useful that I also levelled up my mana to be able to use them.

In fact, there seems to be no choice but to use magic in this game, and that is fine, as the rings come at the player as fast as the weapons. At first, I used some of the spells that cast elemental damages as a nice ranged attack to supplement my own archery attacks before engaging in melee attacks.  However, some rings have better uses, like the spell that reveals hit points and weaknesses of enemies. I think there was only one healing spell ring.

Coffin was my favorite. It's a ring that summons a full size wooden coffin. At first I thought it was a joke, but then I jumped up and summoned one under my feet to see if it would help me reach some high inaccessible areas. It did, and that was the whole function of it. Some hallways have ledges I could not reach before acquiring that spell. In one area, there was something on a tall stone tower, but the coffins don't stack very evenly and tend to tip over if one stacks them. I spent about a half an hour summoning coffins at that tower until there was a mountain of them and I could reach the top. It was good, silly fun.

The story was as weird as anything these days, and the game's main ending is not the end. There is one side door that requires the player to do a ton of tasks, and I did not pursue that yet. Other changes in the post-game world offer other things to discover, so maybe I will return to chase down those leads.

Lunacid was a dream come true for me, as the three King's Field games are the only trilogy I've beaten twice. The concept is that good, and the makers of Lunacid have proudly embraced it and delivered it to us few gamers who fondly remember how good it is.

OK, I'll Try PC Gaming Again

One of my goals this year was to get a modern, state of the art desktop PC, but not necessarily for gaming.  No, it was to replace an ancient laptop we'd been using for various non-gaming tasks for over a decade. Email, online stuff, music...that kind of use. It played Ultima Online well enough for a few years, and it had a few games like Zuma on it, but the slowass old Dell laptop was never intended for anything as fun as modern gaming.

Even when I owned PCs in the late 1990s and 2000s that were pretty up-to-date, I only had played UO, Everquest, and a few other MMORPG games on them, mostly after becoming discouraged by a few attempts to expand my PC library. There was a Star Wars first person shooter that took over eight hours to install, only to find out that my new computer's graphics card was not good enough or something. Several other game purchases ended similarly, with my lack of understanding about computer hardware and compatibility hindering me each time. 

By the late 2000s I was fully pulled back into consoles anyway, so the slow rise of platforms like Steam didn't catch my eye. What did catch my eye was the PC-only release of Lunacid, a King's Field-style first person dungeon crawler. I wanted that game, but being able to play it was not a part of my calculation when purchasing the behemoth of a PC I ended up with.

No, I wanted the damn thing to just fucking boot up fast, load shit fast, and run shit fast...and be dependable. Thanks to technological advances in the form of whatever solid state memory is, it seems to be that. So a month and a half ago I took the plunge and signed up for Steam, downloaded Lunacid, and played the crap out of it. I'll get to that later.

In spite of my past trauma with PC gaming, Steam has been a zero-hassle experience so far. Synching up a regular Microsoft XBox controller to the PC and Steam has also been easy has hell and I'm grateful for that. I remember failing miserably to get a Logitech console-style controller to work with anything in the 2000s as well.

The offerings in the Steam store seem to be vast but they do not seem to go for any kind of full retro library. There are certainly all kinds of categories of games there that I've never explored, so there is that. Lunacid, while not a graphically demanding game, is playing smoothly so far, easing my fears of having another clunker PC. I'm pretty old, so there is a part of me hoping that this is my last PC purchase and that this buff-ass machine chugs along with me, loaded up with games and memories.

Here's a good memory already, of alternating back and forth between Lunacid on the PC and Sword of Fargoal on the VIC 20. Truly, the best of both worlds.

So, Why the VIC-20?

 My recent re-acquisition of the legendary Commodore VIC 20 computer has been a source of joy here in the end-times, but it's library pales in comparison with its successor, the Commodore 64. The VIC has less memory and processing power, most games are on cartridge or cassette and not floppy disk, and it only enjoyed a year or so of real success before it was overshadowed by the C64, resulting in a small library of great but generally not that sophisticated games.

The idea to start getting games for both the VIC and 64 popped into my head earlier this year, when I saw Crush, Crumble, and Chomp for the VIC on Ebay for a reasonable price, resulting in an impulse buy. It is a gorgeous box to just display on a shelf, but I wasn’t seriously considering reacquiring the hardware to play it. I mean, if I did, I would need the 16K expansion cartridge as well. 

Before long I had that, as well as Adventureland and Impossible Mission, two of the classic Scott Adams text adventure games. They were just so cheap, you see. Adventureland I had beaten back in the day but Mission Impossible was an unfinished business game. If I was going to reacquire the VIC, I would play that since I never beat it. However, I was still on the fence.

Meanwhile, I got Sword of Kadash, The Standing Stones, and Top 20 Solid Gold for the Commodore 64. So the stage was set for me to decide either way. I was leaning toward the Commodore 64 at first, as back in July was the 40th anniversary of my purchase of that computer.

Ultimately, I got the VIC 20 and there are some good reasons.

First, I abandoned the VIC as soon as I got the C64, and even when I began retro-collecting in the late 1980s and early 1990s, I rarely ever added to the small library I had. So my exploration of its library in 1983 and 1984 was short, limited to a few stores around my small town and the neighboring city as well as my high school student/restaurant bus boy budget.

Second, a few years ago I reacquired every issue of the early 1980s Electronic Games magazine. While I have lauded the publication much in the past, I may have failed to mention its use as a guide to what was happening in that greatest era of gaming. The entire print run was trying (and pretty much succeeding ) to cover arcades, consoles, computers, and handheld games (LED and LCD types), and at first seemed tilted toward arcades and consoles.

However, the rapid success of the Commodore VIC 20, making it the first home computer in history to sell over a million units, caught their attention more than the surge of advertisers that started taking out two page ads for their upcoming VIC 20 games and software. By the time they heralded "EXPANDED VIC 20 GAME COVERAGE" on the cover of their July 1983 issue, companies like Tronix had already been taking out two-page ads in previous issues. There were plenty of VIC 20 games to review by then.

The magazine just reiterated what those game publishers already knew - the VIC was getting into homes thanks to its low price, and those new owners wanted games. Reading those issues, however, paints a pretty good picture of a market scrambling to get those games into homes, and by the time they did, the VIC was already being eclipsed by the Commodore 64. 

The result is a large library of arcade-type games with a mix of more sophisticated software as well, that occurred during the absolute peak of early eighties computer gaming. Already established companies like Epyx translated existing Apple and Atari computer hits like Crush, Crumble, & Chomp and Starquest Rescue at Rigel, while other companies scrambled to get anything on the VIC that they could.

For the arcade games, the model of arcade-to-home was absolutely prevalent at that time, and the VIC had the power to handle that. Commodore themselves took on that front by licensing Gorf and Omega Race, two semi-obscure arcade hits that play great on its machine. They also produced clones of Lunar Lander, Space Invaders, and Rally X, among other arcade classics.

Companies like Parker Brothers and Atarisoft brought further translations of arcade hits, but something else was happening in gaming at that point. Game designers were not only bringing ports of popular arcade games to the VIC, they were making incredibly innovative twists on them to help them stand out. I may have mentioned that in my Odyssey 2 article last year. Protector is like Defender, for example, a side-scrolling ship flying left or right across a landscape, shooting enemies and rescuing civilians. It adds much more detail to the background, has specific environmental threats, and sort of a time limit.

These variations on classic arcade themes at the time also pushed the VIC to its limits, with translations of Apple computer games like AE recreating its gorgeous backgrounds as well as possible. The arcade game Tutankham stands out as well with its gameplay and music being pretty close to the original. Almost every major game publisher had something for the VIC, and new companies popped up just because of it.

The VIC 20 bandwagon didn't roll for long, but it happened at one of the most innovative and interesting times in computer software design. I'm having a lot of fun playing those games now, and I can't wait to write about some of them in greater detail. Stay tuned!

Beaten: Mafia The Old Country (PS5)

Like many other gamers, the news of Grand Theft Auto VI being delayed until next year was not unexpected but still disappointing. Many of us surely looked at other upcoming releases for comfort, and I found the release of Mafia: The Old Country as a definite substitute for that kind of fun.

However, Mafia: The Old Country is like Mafia: The Definitive Edition, a linear game taking place in an open world. Completing each mission starts the next one, rather than the player having a list of quests or missions to do in the meantime. Sure, you can veer off the main path sometimes, but the story was so good I only touched on that part once, to make a side trip to the vendor of cars and horses.

Taking place in early 1900s Sicily, which is The Old Country, the player escapes slavery in a copper mine owned by one family and is taken in by their another family. Working your way up from stable hand to enforcer, the third-person action and gunplay is pretty standard. Boss fights, though, are always knife fights for some reason. The knife-fighting is fun enough, but grew tiresome by the game's end. The last two boss fights I tried button mashing, and it worked. 

Since it is the early 1900s, vehicles come in two types: horses and cars. I have to say that these cars are the oldest I've driven in a videogame, and they were classy, long autos with challenging handling. Both horses and cars can be purchased and upgraded, I think, from that one vendor down the road.

Getting back to the story, it was a pretty good adventure. However, knowing it's a Mafia story, I was expecting a tragic ending all along, and was not disappointed in that regard. All the characters are well-written and even the minor ones show unique personalities, adding to the depth of the story. I knew not to get attached to them, though, as life in that time and era were tough.

The graphics are gorgeous, as expected, and a version of Mt. Etna is in the background, sometimes rumbling, but for the final boss fight, it put on a nice, historically-inaccurate eruption. I've loved all the Mafia games so far, but this one is the best. A future patch promises to do more with the open world, but the main game, with its setting and story, was enough for me.

Beaten: Heretic (Series)

They are remastering many classic 1990s first person shooters these days and I am here for it. I’ve recently enjoyed Powerslave: Exhumed and Quake, but one series I had no hope of seeing redone has finally emerged with the complete series in one collection, with new add-on levels as well. Heretic + Hexen was a surprise announcement a few weeks ago with an immediate release at a low price. For me, it appeared on XBox's Super Elite Platinum Plus Game Pass thing, so it was there as a part of my subscription.

I had only played the spin-off game Hexen previously, on a great Nintendo 64 version, but I found it pretty cool and will eventually go back and beat it too. But first was Heretic, because I like to play series of games in order if I can. In essence, Heretic is a re-skinned Doom game, using a modified version of the Doom engine, that plays like Doom with a few exceptions. 

There is now an inventory and items that can be used at will, rather than as it was in Doom where the item activated once you picked it up. They were fun to use and added another strategic dimension to the whole thing, where I would hoard them and then use them in a panic as needed. 

Just like Doom, there are secret areas to be found, and the game totals your kills and the percentage of secrets you found at the end. The magic weapons are fun to explore, and like Doom, get better and more powerful as you go. Ammo is not unreasonably tight in supply but shortages can happen if one relies on one particular weapon too much, as I did the green crossbow.

It was long enough to be fun but short enough not to wear out its welcome, so I will definitely be back to beat Hexen sooner rather than later. With all these remakes of 1990s first person classics, won't somebody remake Redneck Rampage? I only got to play a few minutes of it back in the day so I'd appreciate an update of that one too, if any game companies or their AIs are listening.

Snapshot: How Far We’ve Come

 

Expanded VIC 20 Coverage!

 

(Yeah, this story deserves a big headline. I wasn't sure how to do it with Blogger.)

It was always inevitable that, if I felt my personal income could do it, I would look back at the golden age of videogames and nostalgia would take me over and I would pull the trigger on Ebay to get some of those games back. It finally happened a few weeks ago.

I have reacquired a Commodore Vic 20 computer and cassette drive, along with a few classic games to start, with more coming in. Earlier this year, the idea to get either a Vic20 or Commodore 64 took root when I picked up a few games on Ebay out of nostalgia, but also because the prices were lower than I thought they would be.

Then my mind began to consider "Is there room for it on my desk?", "Can I trust Ebay sellers on this?" and other such important aspects of adding a new member into your videogame family. As time passed and the rationalizations fell away, I knew that in the summer I would probably be able to get one of those computers. 

I found what looked to be a reputable seller on Ebay who had the VIC 20 and a cassette drive, selling them as is. Seeing that the seller's other items were all vintage electronics and not just computers, I took the dive and bought it for about the same price Dad had paid in the summer of 1983. The cassette was another fifty dollars on top of that, well worth it as the best VIC 20 games are on cassette.

Look for Commodore VIC 20 game reviews and other articles soon. The VIC 20 is a very special computer to me, but it has an important place in computer history that few people are aware of.